when you and your friend are talking and you have no idea what they’re talking about and they have no idea what youre talking about
When my otp has a near kiss experience I have a near death experience
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel